Reviews by SanyoMute

Very good movie to me at least. Megan Fox is lookin more along the lines like Lindsay Lohan though. Still gorgeous anyways but her acting has gone to shit. However thats just in the first half of the movie, the rest of the film; she gets better.

For just $14.99, I bought this movie through Amazon Prime and it was money worth spent! I was excited to see this mostly cuz Callan Mulvey is a dreamboat and good actor/ good villain! (We support Callan in the house damnit!) Eoin Macken aka Gawaine from Merlin is in this briefly and he’s also nice to look at lol.

Basically the plot is: Megan and Eoin have an anniversary at their isolated cabin house (like any thriller, horror movies do…) and everything goes well, up until next morning when Eoin ioffs himself.

Oh and he and Ms. Fox are handcuffed together too so theres that. Kinky not-so kinky.

Turns out Megan was havin an affair with an employee of Eoin’s (hes a rich, billion-dollar, lawyer btw!) and hes also deranged. He’s had the planned revenge all mapped out, leaving her to fend for herself in the cold and chained to him.
Then apparently Eoin hired/bailed/made an agreement with a felon named Bobby Ray (Callan Mulvey everybody!) and there’s history between Callan and Megan. Bobby Ray & ‘accompanied by’ his weasel of a little brother enter the cabin in the middle of nowhere not only to collect payment but for Bobby Ray to exact revenge on Megan (btw he character is named Emma!)

All in all. I had a blast watching the film. Too bad its short, but they managed to keep me interested, so good job.
Only thing i didnt like was Megan’s “acting” she was bland but I guess we all would be bland and bored being a starving artist giving a chance by a rich man, marrying him for 11 years and slowly becoming uninterested with life that we gotta find solstice with someone else… woe is me..

Watch if yall want, but Callan Mulvey made this film enjoyable. Cool dude!

Ignore @filmbuilders 5+ year old bullcrap review on this movie, this film is nostalgically implemented in my brain and soul forever. From its iconic quotes "WE ARE HE-MAN WOMAN HATERS! WE FEED GIRLS TO ALLIGATORS!" and beyond! The pint-size cuties (keep in mind they all grew the frack up big time!) will forever be apart of childhood history!

I'm not super familiar with Our Gang! but I do know who Alfalfa is before this 1994 movie. Anyways, the film pays homage to no ends! So i dont understand @filmbuilder's harsh and rude review! No need to bash them, they were little kids! lets see you do better!

Little kid actors nowadays are beyond cringy and terrible, now this 90's era the kids acting was okay! Of course the script is a little odd. But they did a great job! Anyways I rewatched this gem and honestly... still the damn best. Its going on 25+ years since it come out. Iconic now and forever.

@filmbuilder you negativity dick! 

I like the soundtrack more than the movie. However; cant go wrong with Rachel McAdams! Loved her since The Hot Chick and Mean Girls. Now as for Will Ferrell... I dont find him funny at all, he's a great comedian for the most part, but in general... I dont like him. And in Eurovision; its still the same.

I wasnt planning on watching this movie until I seent a mini clip on Instagram promoting the movie, so I then sat and watched this 2 hour film, and... like I said; soundtrack is so fun to listen to!

The main things I disliked about this film was:
1: Graham Norton; could make do without his bullshit ass comments, like shut up dude.
2: Will (who's American) attacking 4 white USA teens. References bout drugs and Fortnite? What script writer came up with that?

Honestly the film didnt need to be 2 hours. But I guess a storyline subplot with Dan Stevens (who's british in real life but plays a gay russian in this) was necessary. He's not attractive, but oh well.

CRACKHEAD Demi Lovato is in this too. Thats cool.

All in All. Listen to the soundtrack.

Wow...
Watched the movie last night and felt nostalgic, I'm not really into Kevin Smith's films (I've seen Clerks 2, JASBSB, Dogma, Yoga Hosers, Jersey Girl, Zack and Miri... and I think thats about it.. lol not a hardcore fan at least!) but his iconic characters Jay and Silent Bob will always get a laugh out of me!

PROS: Jay and Silent Bob are at it again!
CONS: Kev's nepotism is showing with his daughter Harley Quinn; she's very pretty, but acting wise? Hard NO.. also Mews kid is in this for no damn reason... smh
Kevin's celebrity friends are annoying. Like yay, for cameos and fangirl moments, but they're so shoved up my ass and throat that, its a little boring to see.. especially Ben Affleck (yes, i know he's been a star in Kevin's movies, but Ben is a shit actor..)
Not enough homage! Wasted so much time with the dumb story/plot (even though it's literally a reboot of Strike Back!) and shitty dialogue... sigh... shoulda coulda woulda..
New characters... dont no one care about them..

annnd lastly... the man himself; Kevin Smith.
is he supposed to be a whackjob in this View Askewniverse? Played out for laughs my butt! And even givin his kid dialogue like "FUCK KEVIN SMITH" or "HE FORCES HIS DAUGHTER IN EVERYTHING" blah blah blah.. Kevin.. stop it.
You know what? his dialogue is so corny. The script must have been written by an edgy 14 year old and not by a grown ass man right? Literal CUM and DICK jokes all around! not funny, didnt giggle.

all in all, I really do like this film, its nice to see everyone and it brought a lot of smiles to my face in some moments. Theres a lot of detail I would like to go into but for now this is my review.. go see it if you want!

The end credits are the only cool thing such as: the return of the lil boys from Strike Back (2001!) and Stan Lee

Jay and Silent Bob everyone!

Small town girl Daisy (Miriam McDonald of Degrassi: The Next Generation fame) attempts to start anew, leaving her steady boyfriend and country life to go to a New England college. She soon becomes embroiled in the manipulation of the secretive feminist Ivy Society, a clandestine club who has many members as well as finds a new love interest in Blake, the dean's son.

Having nothing at all to do with the first three Poison Ivy films, this is merely a slightly below average soft-core (the DVD sexes up the version that debuted on television) female version of "the Skulls". If you've seen that aforementioned film or any of the others of it's ilk, nothing here will catch you by a surprise, as it's simply a paint-by-numbers type of affair. Seeing Miriam shed some clothes might be worthwhile for fans of hers, but that's all there is to recommend this movie.

Eye Candy: Miriam McDonald & Shawna Waldron both get topless.

Half a star outta 5

Watched this last night and it's alright, a remake of the 1995's film starring the young & sexy Alyssa Milano.
The virgin and repressed Charlotte Hawthorn joins the university from a Catholic school with a scholarship for participating in the fencing team. She shares the room with Nicole and tells that her mother died and she is alone. Charlotte has thalassemia and is forced to use medicine. She gets a job working as waitress in a coffee shop managed by Chris. Soon she meets the fencing coach, who is also responsible for the literature classes, Professor Cole, and her mate Eliza becomes jealous with his treatment toward Charlotte. Soon she has daydreams and the mystic Daciana that is the owner of a store explains her fate in world as a vampire hunter, but Charlotte does not believe in her until her friends die.
In my opinion, we could make without the female nudity and the lesbian sex scene, wasn't necessary, sure it was nice but forgettable. Also the abrupt ending was bad.
All in all, a one star outta five for me.
-SanyoMute

My god, it's poor, it's dull, it makes no sense.

Natalia Dyer plays Davina; a very imaginative and passionate girl who takes care of her sick mother, she likes to fantasize about leaving her lame home and venturing out.

She meets a young "hipster cool" type guy named Sterling played by Peter Vack and is immediately smitten (or in LOVE....). Apparently he's her get-away ticket from her boring life.

Basically, she abandons her mom, and who fuckin' knows what happens with her mom, sheesh. She calls once to check up on her, what the hell?!

So the two love birds go on a road trip to 'as she puts in' anywhere but here; and soon enough his aggressive side comes out, only because she triggered him, and by that I mean; earlier in the film; Vack's character's apparent backstory is his father was cruel to him and he's said he doesnt want to turn out like him.... LOL she brought out that side out of you tho... so she keeps instigating and then he becomes violent and verbally abusive. Still, she stays and tags along with him, causing mischief; such as stealing from a thrift store and breaking into a motel for sexy time, (forgot to mention she lost her virginity to him, and it awakened her, I guess; throughout the film we see fantasy like sequences such as... unicorns... wow...).

It gets worse, she doesn't like the life style or the fact her "knight in shiny armor" is actually a prick. Thanks to her.

She wants out and so she breaks it off. Much to his anger and dismay.

The final ending includes a very graphic and super awkward (for me, that is) sex scene/rape?scene... its hard to watch, especially since 'fun fact: Dyer was 16 when this film was made'...

Im all for empowerment and feminism or whatever but this film is whack to the core, it makes no sense, its not good. Its boring. Storyline wise; it's terrible, and to believe folks help Kickstarter this crap is dumb, good job fools.

But some good things I'll say; are the actors, both Dyer and Vack play good roles, the animation sequences with the unicorns are actually pretty cute and nice to look at, cgi/clay-animation are the best.

This film bites, and if you like it, or feel some type of way with it, good for you..

I thought it sucked.